thinking2:

assweetascherrywine:

Why do I constantly get attacked on this site

the guy who has his life figured out is mario

shrekyourself:

this is a horror movie

khealywu:

adulthoodisokay:

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this is so bad this is the worst thing

sodomymcscurvylegs:

justjames:

Okay starting from now I am going to eat healthy but only after I finish all the chocolate in the house and the biscuits because they will just tempt me so bingeing them now will make more sense right?

ygaa:

thisiselliz:

girls will call you just to be quiet on the phone

comfortable silence is a love language

pizzabills:

YASS HONEEYY

witchinspace:

I was watching friends and theres a fucking potato in the cake stand